I dare you to try! To get the full effect, this should be read aloud. You will understand what ‘tenjewberrymuds’ means by the end of the conversation. This has been nominated for the best email of 2005. The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service, at a hotel in Asia, which [...]
*A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS:* “Tomorrow evening at approximately 2000 hours Halley’s Comet will be visible in this area; an event which occurs only every 75 years. Have the men fall out in the battalion area in fatigues, and I will explain this rare phenomenon to them. In case of [...]
I was cleaning my yahoo inbox this afternoon when I read this some kind of a joke. I want to share it with you guys. So here it goes: When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be the boss. The brain said, “since I control everything and do all the thinking, [...]
That’s not right. – Sum Ting Wong. Are you harboring a fugitive? – Hu Yu Hai Ding? See me as soon as possible. – Kum Hia Nao. Stupid Man. – Dum Gai. Small Horse. – Tai Ni Po Ni. Did you go to the beach? – Wai Yu So Tan? I bumped into a coffee [...]
Dear Husband: I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good. I’ve been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and [...]
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected double child processings that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Gimmick Night 10.3, [...]
Marriage (Part I) Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: “I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don’t expect any hassle from you. ?I expect a great dinner to be on table unless I tell [...]
After of all day long work, we need something that would really stay up. We need to stay active despite of all the pressure that our work had caused. Actually, it’s fun doing the things that you like, in that way you can find satisfaction. Here’s something i wanna share. Hope i can help you [...]
