So this is who I am, And this is all I know, And I must choose to live, For all that I can give.

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A lesson in Politics

A son asks his father, “What can you tell me about politics? I have to learn about it for school tomorrow.” The father thought some and said, “OK, son, the best way I can describe politics is to use an analogy. Let’s say that I’m a capitalist because I’m the breadwinner. Your mother will be [...]

Q and A hosted by Witchy and Avee

I got this tag from my dearest friend, Gladys. Here’s the rule: Remove 1 question from below, and add in your personal question, make it a total of 20 questions, then tag 8 people in your list, list them out at the end of this post. Notify them in their chat box that he/she has [...]

Dictionary of dating.

DATING: The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don’t especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future. EASY: A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man. EYE CONTACT: [...]

5 Stages of Drunkenness

Stage 1 – SMART This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe. You know you know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always RIGHT. And of course the person you are talking to is very WRONG. [...]

Something new…..

Please add these to your list:   Born during the night———————— Andy Lim   Born blind—————————————-Kenneth Sy   Born being swindled————————–Lino Co   Born while cooking—————————-Nilo Toh   Born as 10th child—————————–Sam Po   Born while being courted——————-Lily Gaw   Born fat——————————————-Bob Uy   Born Little—————————————Kathy Ting   Born different———————————-Eva Yan   Born with porridge—————————Lino [...]

Presidential Curse

everyday i got a lot of junk emails from my yahoo mailbox. at first i didn’t mind those emails that sounds nonesense. since the time came that i started to open one of the those emails. well, i was kinda’ bored that time, so i decided to read. i didn’t realized that it helps a [...]

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